Black Ice!

United fans make a return to the alleged 'scene of the crime' tomorrow night when the Sky Blues (weather permitting), travel to Stangmore Park, Dungannon to take on the Swifts. No-one knows how the word 'fat' love-child, alters to become 'black' love-child, but seemingly that's what the acoustics at Stangmore Park are capable of, or are some people hearing exactly what they want to hear? Enough of this chit chat, United are going there to play football and the United fans are going there to cheer them on.

By the law of averages we are long overdue a win against the Swifts, but the law of averages have got little to do with football, so we can't read anything into that statistic . United will have to be at their best if they are to glean the points tomorrow night and manager Walker should have a fully fit squad at his disposal, so there is no excuse.

On their trip to the Showgrounds the Swifts got a 'lucky' penalty and United were reduced to 10 men, but otherwise there was little to choose between the two teams. Since then the Swifts have proved that their early good form was no fluke and are well positioned in the top half of the table. We on the other hand are languishing perilously close to the wrong part of the bottom half. This is simply a match we've got to win, even a draw wouldn't be of much benefit, as three points are vital in order to distance ourselves from 'Stute and Newry who clash tomorrow night also.

Hopefully the United management will be like minded and treat this game like a knock-out, which should make for an interesting game. After the postponement of the Boxing Day derby we are all in need of a lift and a victory at Dungannon will set us up for the visit of 'Chickenville' on Saturday. So come on sky Blues, make it a happy end to the year, let's shag those Tyronians!

Rising Tide!

With the shortest day of the year having passed, we are already looking forward to the clearer nights. Hopefully after having ended their bad run with a victory over Linfield last Saturday, United's star is also on the rise again. Of course there's good news and bad news. The good news is that team captain Gary Haveron should be back in the panel for tomorrow's game when we play the 'scum' in the 'slum'. The bad news is that Andy Smith begins a six game ban for attempting to head-butt a Newry opponent and reserve striker James McLaughlin must sit out three reserve team games after seeing red away to Linfield Swifts.

All this may prove immaterial as it's not certain if the game will survive the weather. If it does, we're dependent on whether their fans can round up enough brushes and shovels and enough manpower to get the snow off. We don't anticipate too many changes to the United line-up, only the restoration of Nathan McConnell alongside Kevin Kelbie. With no injuries worries hopefully Darren Lockhart, scorer of United's opening goal last Saturday, will be able to make his debut in the North Ulster derby. There won't be quite as many fans as at a big two encounter, but the atmosphere will be much more electric.

Two sets of fans who truly hate each others guts make for a fascinating encounter and hopefully no quarter will be asked or given out on the park either. Our game last Saturday halted our slide, a victory in this one could put us on the up, like a rising tide. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those scum-bags from County Londonderry, let's go kick ass!

Blue Blue!

United go into tomorrow's game against the 'blue' half of Belfast's big two after a dismal run where they have only gleaned 2 points, since losing to the 'Green/Black half of the big two. That game was almost two months ago and United have played seven games since that night, when they were just 5 minutes away from a memorable victory, before crumbling to a confidence shattering defeat. United boss Roy Walker must try to lift his below par players for tomorrow's game and hopefully the expected big crowd will also help somewhat. Some would say if you can't get 'up' for a game against Linfield, then there's not much hope for you and we at 'Sport would reiterate that statement. Linfield come to the Showgrounds after two successive defeats at Windsor and United might expect a backlash from the wounded Blues who surprisingly have been trophyless for well over a year and a half. Compared to our dismal record, no trophy since May 1989, it's not too bad, but when you consider the 'windfall' the Blues get from their board (sorry the I.F.A., one and the same), it represents a poor return. What chance then do the Sky Blues have of adding to the men from the village's poor run? Well if they play like last week absolutely sweet F.A. But we expect Kelbie and company to rise to the occasion and hopefully our much criticised defence will get it's act together as two stalwarts, Paul Muir and Gary Haveron are close to making a return. In fact one of them may get a place on the bench tomorrow, so it's all systems go for the visit of the 'fat controller' and his elbow kings, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those villagers!

Red Mist!

Former Portadown striker Andy Smith will be missing from the Sky Blues line-up tomorrow, as he's serving an automatic ban for his sending off in United's previous game at Newry, last Thursday night. As has been well documented, the Sky Blue Sport team were conspicuous by their absence, but by all accounts the United team didn't turn up either and we missed yet another abject performance by our boys. Manager Roy Walker has a full panel, minus Andy Smith at his disposal tomorrow, which surely must mean a return for that old work horse, Darren Lockhart. The senior player had to serve a one game ban on Thursday, but is raring to go for tomorrows game at newly developed Shamrock Park. United fans will no doubt be housed in their visitors stand, 50 yards behind the goal-line, with a completely jaundiced view of the action. Contrast this to the 'view' visiting fans have at the Showgrounds (there is no comparison, the Showgrounds wins hands down) and it becomes obvious how pathetic visitors facilities really are. Portadown of course are not alone in giving scant regard to the comfort and enjoyment of visiting supporters, but that still doesn't excuse them. United are in danger of being sucked into the relegation dog-fight so the three points on offer tomorrow are somewhat critical. Surely Nathan McConnell must start alongside Kevin Kelbie and who would bet against the preacher's son adding to his five goal tally tomorrow. Another man due for a recall must be David Cushley, Ormo may do it in training but the 'Cush' does it on the pitch. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those apple pickers!

Welcome Home!

It's a big Sky Blue welcome to a few former players and our former manager, when we entertain Lisburn Distillery tomorrow. Gavin Melaugh, Aaron Callaghan and Rory Hamill are the players most likely to figure, although former striker Davitt Walsh is also on the Whites books. Whites manager Tommy Wright can expect a 'warm' welcome from the fans he left in the 'lurch' when he walked out on United 18 months ago, but hopefully we won't be distracted from our main purpose, cheering United on to another 3 points.
United manager Roy Walker has intimated that he'll start with the same team as he had in mind for last Saturday's postponed fixture at the aptly named 'Marshes'. Just what that starting line-up is, we haven't a clue, so we'll assume the team to be on the usual lines, with Andy Smith still missing through suspension.
United will require strikers Kevin Kelbie and Nathan McConnell to step up to the mark tomorrow in what is a must win situation, if United are intent on gaining a top six position in the Carling Premier league. With an increased number of fans in for the corporate dinner an improved performance might encourage some neutrals to make a return visit over the coming weeks and that would be beneficial for the club coffers. There's been no definite news on a new date for the postponed Newry game, but if as expected it takes place next Saturday, the Sky Blue Sports team will alas be missing, as we're off on a winter jaunt to sunnier climes. So let's get away on a positive note, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Skeagh boys!

Down Raiding!

United continue their quest for league points tomorrow, with a trip to the southern extremity of County Down, Newry. They must do so without Andy Smith, who's serving a suspension, while Albert Watson, who notched up his 250th appearance for the club last week, is doubtful with yet another facial injury. If Albert fails to make it, then Mark Surgenor could return after being subbed early in the first half of last weeks game or maybe manager Walker has some other plan in mind. What ever the United manager has in his thoughts, it must be coming extremely apparent to him that United are in dire need of a win to get back on track. In their last three league games they've thrown away 5 points and that is no exaggeration, so the time to stand up and be counted has arrived. With that in mind maybe the manager will go on an all-out attack, but somehow we doubt it. If victory is to be achieved the United fans must play their part, as their presence and support can make all the difference. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those so called 'stars', of the County Down!

Stand-up Time!

We've reached that crucial part of the season, where we're beautifully poised between progressing and digressing. Our next three games are games that on paper we should be capable of taking maximum points from, but can we do it. Institute are our opponents for the third time in four games in this early kick-off game, 12-30 pm and by now both teams must be sick of the sight of one another. United need to try and get things back on an even keel tomorrow, having lost the previous two games by a 2-1 scoreline (4-2 on aggregate). Striker Kevin Kelbie, who should've at least gone home with the match ball on Tuesday past, as he missed two free headers and a penalty, will probably get the nod again for tomorrows game. Just who partners him is anybody's guess, on form it should be Nathan McConnell, harshly substituted on Tuesday night, but Roy Walker may prefer out of form striker, Andy Smith. Barring injuries we would expect the rest of the team to be the same as that which started Tuesday's game, but maybe the manager will have other ideas. He could do worse than recall Archie and try and develop a partnership between him and Albert Watson as the United defence continue to leak goals. We're not saying this is the answer, we're just saying something must be done about it. Hopefully we've come up with a penalty kick-taker as that's three we've missed this season already. Maybe the in form Mike Smith should get the job as he appears to be cool under pressure, epitomised by his scoring in the last four consecutive games. What ever is decided and whoever gets selected, they'll have to stand-up and be counted, so come on Sky Blues, let's rock these stroke city orphans!

Storming Archie !

With his star rising, United centre-back Archie Stewart is the key man as United entertain Institute, in tomorrow nights 2nd leg C.I.S. cup match, kick-off 19-45. Former United striker Paul Brown 'muscled' young Archie in the first leg at Drumaho, but the United defender bounced back with a near faultless performance at Mourneview Park on Saturday. Not only was he was resolute in defence, he scored the first goal and began the move that led to the second one. More of the same will be required tomorrow night as United attempt to overturn a 2-1 deficit from the first leg. Once more we have no idea of team selection or tactics, but feel that if Kelbie is brought over, then surely he must start in place of the 'out of form' Andy Smith. In our last two games, Andy has been a virtual passenger and his attempt at a shot when clean through on Saturday was pretty pathetic to put it mildly. If Kelbie is not available the manager could do worse than push Mike Smith into a forward role, as he showed on Saturday that he has the tenacity to play in that position. If Roy was feeling adventurous he could start with wee Geordie on the right and give Aiden Watson a return at rightback. Aiden's combative style has been missing for far too long and he has the ability to link play along the right flank. The rest of the team almost picks itself, Dwayne Nelson, despite his late gaffe at Lurgan which gifted the home team a lucky draw, will we think retain the keepers jersey. While the back three of Archie, Chris Ramsay and the ever present Lee Colligan are automatic choices. In the engine room Anderson, Lockhart and Cushley have midfield locked down tightly. The only real question is who will partner Nathan McConnell up front and it is the crucial decision. If we get it right we have the ability to win the tie by 2 clear goals, if not we'll be having a free day on the first Saturday in December. That's how crucial the selection is for tomorrow night, Roy Walker has been quoted as saying that he wants to win everything that's possible, tomorrow night he has the chance to prove it. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Stroke City dudes!

Pressure Points!

United return to the quest for league points with their first and possibly only visit, depending on league standings, to Mourneview Park Lurgan (or is it Craigavon, we'll be damned if we know). Mourneview over the years has usually been quite a happy hunting ground for United, but our old adversary Marty 'the mighty' Quinn will no doubt have other ideas. Hopefully former United player Stuarty King will be fit as if it's a bit wet we can use his nose as a makeshift shelter. Now that's the only dig we're going to have at Stuarty, let's just hope he doesn't make us eat our words. United must do without the services of Gavin Taggart who's serving a one match ban. Manager Roy Walker must decide on what two strikers to use as Kevin Kelbie is fit once more and we can only afford to carry two men upfront, so it's a toss-up between Andy and Nathan as Kevin's partner. Cushley is fully fit once more and will be expected to return in left midfield, depending on the formation which our manager feels is the best one on the day. We at 'Sport would never try to second guess the 'wily' Walker, but would hazard a guess that he'll select his three top scorers tomorrow, Cushley, McConnell and Kelbie, leaving Andy and Ormo, who filled in for the Cush last week, on the bench. If it's a flat back four Archie may get a rest and we'd expect Surgenor to partner Ramsay in that instance, which would then leave a berth for possibly Carson in right midfield or if it's all out attack, wee Geordie. Whatever team is selected they had better be up for it, because it's not going to be easy, but in saying that, the points are there to be won and it's time for us to get back to winning ways. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag (not literally we hasten to add), those mourneviewers!

Walker's Wand!

United manager Roy Walker will need to weave his 'magic' wand in tomorrow's first leg of the C.I.S. cup away to 'Stute. United's collective heads must be down after allowing a two goal lead to slip through their fingers on Tuesday night with only 7 minutes of normal time remaining. Was it just a lapse of concentration or was it that old malaise which has troubled United in the last couple of seasons, the leaking of goals. No doubt former United strikers, Paul Browne and Kevin Ramsay will be out to exploit any signs of weakness in order to give the home team a chance of progressing in this cup. If United can reproduce a display of Tuesday's nights calibre, they will quite easily sweep the opposition aside, but if they cannot, it may well be a very close run thing. United talisman Kevin Kelbie has reported fit again and if either McConnell or Andy Smith show any signs of fatigue after Tuesday night's game, then Kelbie might well be given a starting role. If Cushley is fit he may well get the nod ahead of Ormo, but the wily Walker may decide to give him a few more days to get back to full fitness. If the manager was paying attention on Tuesday night he may decide to give Archie a rest, which could mean a starting role for wee Geordie as Mike Smith would go back to rightback, with Surgenor partnering Chris Ramsay in central defence. The manager may also decide to give keeper Dwayne Nelson a 'rest' as he was not at his most impressive last week. The rest of the team should be on the usual lines with the ever present, Lee Colligan (surprisingly passed over for Ronnie McFall's under-23 squad), Darren Lockhart and Noel Anderson automatic choices. The United manager may be in a position to play all three joint-top scores, Kelbie, Cushley and big Nathan. The possibilities are endless, but only if everyone has a clean bill of health, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Stroke City sheep!

Straight Furrow!

Glentoran manager Alan McDonald was quoted as saying his team's comeback victory with 10 men last saturday against Cliftonville marked a pivotal point in their season. He felt they had now turned the 'corner' and things could only get better or words to that effect. Meanwhile at the Showgrounds United boss Roy Walker hasn't been quoted as saying anything, but we'd (if we were betting folk that is), lay odds that in that old farming parlance, he's telling our boys to 'plough' a straight furrow. The one thing we have found out about this Glens side is that if you can take the game to them, they tend to get a wee bit rattled and United have already 'rattled' them this season. On the injury front for tomorrow's game, we basically don't have a clue. Kelbie is very doubtful, Cushley was substituted on Saturday, but how serious his injury is we don't know. Will Walker stick with the 3,5,2 formation that worked so well on Saturday, or revert back to the more favoured 4,4,2, we just don't know and in Bruce Balmer's words, we'd never try to second guess a 'wily old fox' at any rate. Whatever system Roy comes up with and which players don the Sky Blue jersey, they'll definitely need to be up for this game, so come on Sky Blues let's shag these carrot pickers!

Crues Encounter!

United face a tough match tomorrow at home to league leaders Crusaders still without their Captain, Kevin Kelbie. If that's not bad enough, his stand-in, Andy Smith, is rated as 'doubtful' due to a viral infection. If Andy is missing tomorrow it will mean that United manager Roy Walker's striking options will be somewhat limited, with only Paul McNeill as cover. Darren Lockhart, our Mr versatile, who's an 'I'll play anywhere' type of guy, could be drafted into a striking role alongside Nathan McConnell, but we feel he'll be needed for the United engine room. United need to get back to basics in tomorrow's game, after their poor showing in the Shield semi-final on Tuesday past.
Paul Muir may get a recall in a defensive role at the expense of either Archie or Chris (Ramsay), as the 'young' United back four looked badly at sea last Tuesday. With Muir's experience and steadying hand our back four may be able to rise to the occasion in this instance. But no matter what surely the Sky Blue fans will be looking for their team to restore some pride after the debacle of Tuesday night. Bruce Balmer makes a welcome return to the 'Sport ranks after his short break in sunnier climes (luckily he missed the Shield semi) and will be bringing his unique report from tomorrow's game. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those hatchet men!

Shield Shifters!

United made a swift return to Solitude tomorrow night, where they got a rare victory two weeks ago against Cliftonville, but this time it´s a County Antrim Shield semi-final game against current premier league leaders Crusaders. United are very much the underdogs in this game as the free scoring Crues will be expected to triumph over seventh placed United. Of course as any manager worth his ´salt´would tell you, league form counts for naught when it´s a knock out competition. Steven Baxter in his first managerial role, has done well with the ´hatchet´men, winning the Irish cup last season, but even he would have to concede that he is the apprentice, while United manager Roy Walker is the expert´ and hopefully that old dog will have a few tricks up his sleeve for tomorrow night´s game.
The first decision the United manager must make is whether to recall veteran Darren Lockhart, who had to sit out Saturday´s derby victory over the Coleraine scum, serving an automatic one game ban. The team performed excellently without big Darren and the ´wily´Walker may be reluctant to interfere with the starting eleven who won more convincingly than the 3-2 scoreline suggests. United must do without team Captain Kevin Kelbie as he remains sidelined with a swollen knee and is indeed doubtful for the visit of tomorrow night´s opponents to the Showgrounds for a league encounter this Saturday. But whomever Roy selects will have to be on top of their game if they are to be triumphant at North Belfast venue, so come on Sky Blues, let´s shag, no let´s really shag those Tiger bay babies!

Scum Removal!

Various cleaning products boast about their individual prowess at removing scum and that's what United must do tomorrow when the Coleraine 'scum' come to town. United manager Roy Walker endeared himself to United fans with a near perfect record last season, two wins and a draw against the 'team' we love to hate, but this season got off to a bad start with a narrow defeat at the 'scum' slum. Tomorrow United have the chance to set the record straight once more and every Sky Blue fan will be willing them to do it. This is probably the most important game of the season for United as after the 'split' which occurs after 3 rounds of games, we may not be in the same section and there will be no fourth meeting between the teams (this is what those mindless idiots at the I.F.A. call progress, we know what we call it). United go into the game without veteran Darren Lockhart and to the best of our knowledge Kevin Kelbie. So with our young back four and our untried midfield, Cushley is the longest established member in the team, add two forwards who have only scored 5 goals between them and you don't need us to tell you, that we have a mammoth task on our hands. Cometh the hour, cometh the man or so they say and hopefully some individual will stand up and be counted tomorrow and lead the Sky Blues to a deserved victory over the rats from the bannside. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Coleraine blaggers!

Fat Revenge!

United go into tomorrow's game against Dungannon Swifts without team Captain Kevin Kelbie, still out with a swollen knee, while new signing Chris Ramsay is also doubtful after having to come off on his debut at Solitude last Tuesday night. Gavin Taggart is also extremely doubtful with a foot injury and Aiden Watson faces a fitness test after being injured in a reserve game last Saturday. On the plus side, yes there is a plus side, Mark Surgenor has recovered form Flu and could resume in the centre of defence, allowing that 'workhorse' Darren Lockhart to revert to his more familiar midfield role. With Andy Smith finally getting a league goal the United manager will no doubt stick with Smith and McConnell as his strike force but will possibly have to jiggle things around in midfield. With this in mind he could do worse than to bring in Ryan Deans who proved last season that he has the ability to 'cut it' in the big league. Hopefully the players will be totally focused on the job in hand, getting all three points and will leave the 'shouting' to us, even though at times we may be misunderstood, we are 'bloody' good at it (some would say we've had a lot of practice). So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those fat boys from the 'hard of hearing' country!

Red Sky!

Red sky at night, Shepherds delight, goes the old saying and here's hoping the Ballymena Shepherds will be delighted after tomorrow night's game at Solitude against the Belfast reds. We honestly can't remember the last time we beat Cliftonville in the last few seasons, in fact the best we can remember is credible draws and one tomorrow night would do very nicely. But 3 points would be a whole lot better and our hosts could be a little jaded after playing against a team of Sligo Rovers quality on Saturday, a day on which the Sky Blues had a rest. As to the make-up of the United team we honestly don't have a clue as to who's available. Against Donegal Celtic we were down to the bare bones, with only one fit central defender, Archie Stewart. During a close season friendly at Taylor's Avenue, Carrickfergus, the United manager tried Noel Anderson in central defence, just as a precaution and we foolishly thought he doesn't need to know the answer to that as we have 5 central defenders vying for only 2 slots, but what foresight on our manager's part we're now thinking. Hopefully Mark Surgenor will have recovered from his bout of flu and be able to take his place alongside Archie as we don't half miss Lockhart's influence in midfield. Whoever takes the field tomorrow night though, will have to be up for it and that's for sure, so come on Sky Blues, lets shag those Chickenvillers!

Ballymena Rams!

United make the journey to Donegal Celtic situated In Suffolk, deep in west Belfast tomorrow night, for the 2nd round of the County Antrim Shield. The first division club, who lost narrowly to Dungannon Swifts in a league play-off will be no pushover and that's for sure. United must do without the services of central defender Albert Watson who has a fractured jaw, thanks to the non-protection of referee Adrian McCourt who aided and abetted Linfield in their quest to injure the United defender on Saturday, by his reluctance to caution players. We expect United to put out a fairly strong team tomorrow night, but there may be a recall for 1st choice keeper Sean O'Neill as Nelson appears to be carrying an injury. The good news is that top scorer Kevin Kelbie is available for selection and Phillip Carson should return after serving a one-match suspension in centre midfield. Noel Anderson may retain his starting role as Ormo failed to impress at Windsor and the manager will require either Anderson or Aiden Watson to stomp their authority on the match. One things sure, whoever plays will know they've been in a game, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Suffolk sheep!

Flash Bash!

United manager Roy Walker must make at least two changes to his starting line-up of last Saturday. Out goes midfield dynamo Phillip Carson, who serves an automatic one game ban, while winger wee Geordie Stewart is sidelined with a knee injury. Manager Walker may even be so bold as to drop stand-in striker, Nathan McConnell, in favour of top scorer Kevin 'the king' Kelbie. This in our opinion (which counts for nothing we must add), would be a bit harsh on the minister's son who has led the line perfectly in Kelbie's absence, but Kelbie is a potential match-winner after all's said and done and this may influence the manager's thinking. Paul Muir, who hasn't figured in first team action for about 6 weeks, may warrant a place on the Windsor bench, which would be a timely boost. The players attitude will have to be 100% commitment from the start if United are to continue their recent good form. We, if you recall, won the corresponding game last season and with the right attitude can cruise to another victory tomorrow. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Donegal Road villagers!

Downa Port!

Apologies for messing with tomorrows opponents name, but put quite simply, United need desperately to 'down' tomorrow's opponents, Portadown and in the process notch only our second home win of this season so far. If United are to succeed tomorrow, they must triumph over last season's first division winners, the afore-mentioned Portadown.United will be without the injured Kevin Kelbie, but he will travel over for intensive treatment from United physio, George McNeilly. United manager Roy Walker must decide whether to include first choice keeper Sean O'Neill, now clear of suspension, or maybe stick with former player Dwayne Nelson in nets, your guess as the saying goes is as good as ours. United will need to step up a gear as tomorrow's opponents have a fairly good record against our wee Skys and it's one we need to rectify, a.s.a.p. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those big soft downies!

Stop Press!

Just got a message from an undisclosed source telling us that goal king, Kevin Kelbie is injured and will miss tonight's game at Ballyskeagh. This should mean a starting role for Nathan McConnell, giving him a chance to add to his goalscoring feats in a Sky Blue shirt, come on big Nath, we know you can do it!

White Night!

After throwing away 3 crucial points last Saturday, United travel to Ballyskeagh to play Lisburn Distillery and a win is yet again vital. United manager Roy Walker has included goal king, Kevin Kelbie, in his plans for tomorrow night's game, yet another 'must win' situation for the Sky Blues. United generally do better against the Whites at Ballyskeagh, but they are generally close encounters and we expect nothing less at the Lambeg ground, kick-off 07-45 pm. As for injuries, we have no idea, but definitely unavailable are keeper Sean O' Neill, still with a one-game ban to serve and long term injury victim, club Captain Gary Haveron. Nathan McConnell, came on with a very few moments left on Saturday, scoring as well, which must have given manager Roy Walker something to think about before naming his team for the Whites game. So it's all systems go for the Walker bunch, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Lambegians!

Walker's Woes!

United manager Roy Walker doesn't have his woes to seek when it comes to naming his team for Saturdays match away to Institute, situated on the edge of Londonderry. United invariably find points hard to come by at the Drumahoe ground and we expect Saturday to be no exception. Hopefully the United manager will have learned from his mistake in United's last game and start with the versatile Cushley and keep the inconsistent Ormo on the bench. He also needs to find a way to motivate the remainder of his team as they looked like a team with no heart in their last game and at the end of the day all we as fans ask is that they at least keep on trying until the final whistle. The home team have signed the much travelled Stephen Parkhurst and he'll no doubt be out to make an impression at our expense. A big decision for the United manager will be who he selects in goal. As O'Neill is away on under-21 duty, it's a choice between Nelson and Kerr, for the last line of defence. No matter what team Roy finally selects, they will have a mammoth task on their hands, but we did kick-start our season with a hard fought point in the corresponding fixture last season. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Foylesiders! P.S. Alas and alack Sky Blue Sport won't have a presence at the game as Bruce Balmer is in Poland and Omar and me [Sammy P], are gonna be building up to the match by getting slowly tanked at a local hostelry!

Another Glen!

After United's superb victory over Glentoran last Wednesday night, they take on yet another Glen [Glenavon], tomorrow night at the Showgrounds, kick-off 19-45. United manager Roy Walker, returns from a short break to America in time for tomorrow night's game and we at 'Sport are wondering if he'll say same again and leave goalkeeper Sean O'Neill and Aiden Watson, both free from suspension, on the bench. O'Neill will no doubt be in the Norn Iron under-21 team this Friday night and the United manager may be loath to risk him, while the four players occupying the midfield roles last Wednesday were top notch and it's hard to see Aiden winning back his place, though he is our 2nd top scorer with 2 goals to his credit. One thing's certain, what ever team is selected will need to show the same commitment and tenacity as they did against the league champions in their last game or they won't get anything from this game. United's old adversary Marty Quinn, will have the 'Lurgan men' all fired up for this encounter and we expect a 'no holds barred' 90 minutes. United's former talisman, Stuarty King may well figure in Marty's line-up and if so can expect a 'warm Showgrounds welcome as the returning villain. The stage is set for a 'humdinger' of a game, so let's get behind the Sky Blues and cheer them to victory, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Mourneviewers!

Deep Shit!

United find themselves in deep shit for tomorrow night's meeting with reigning champions Glentoran. With goalie Seamus O'Neill and Aiden Watson, serving automatic one game bans, United must go deep into their back-up staff. Dwayne Nelson should've been an automatic choice in goals, but the former Dungannon Swifts man is out injured and as a result United have signed Crusaders back-up keeper Aaron Kerr on a short term deal (allegedly one month). Glen Taggart or Ormo may get a swift return call after both missing out last Saturday. The hosts will be both unveiling their new floodlights and their new signing, Norn Iron hero, Keith Gillespie. United look like being 'lambs to the slaughter', but there were some encouraging signs despite their defeat to the 'hatchet' men on Saturday past, a game they finished with only 9 men. Their record at the Oval is not good, but they have managed to win there 3 times in the last 2 seasons, so despite treating the hosts with a modicum of respect, United may be able to get something to kick-start their season. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Ballymacarrot boys!

Crisis Call!

When the going gets tough the tough get going, so the old adage says and believe you us, the going is getting tough for the Sky Blues. Consider the facts: United's Captain and the mainstay of our team Gary Haveron has broken his leg once more (best wishes from all at Sky Blue Sport for a speedy recovery Gary, you are the greatest)and will be out for at least 5 months, Paul Muir has a damaged knee and will miss at least 3 more weeks and United have two tough games coming up, at home to the 'Hatchet' men tomorrow and away to league champions Glentoran on Wednesday night. United have only two recognised central defenders fighting fit, Mark Surgenor and Archie Stewart. But wait there is another central defender, Prince Albert (Watson), we all know Albert has had some sort of a dispute with the club but surely given the situation the Sandy Row man would be willing to put his shoulder to the plough and help his one and only club in their time of need. If Albert gets the nod the United manager will have to decide who to leave out, Surgenor or Stewart, we at 'Sport believe it'll be Surgenor. The rest of the team should surely be, fullbacks Smith and Colligan, in midfield, George Stewart, Carson, Aid Watson, Ormo or Lockhart if fit, with Kelbie and Andy Smith upfront. Kelbie we are reliably informed will take our penalties from now on. All we need now is a firm, but especially 'fair' ref tomorrow and hopefully we can get our first points of the new season, so come on Sky Blues, lets shag those tame tigers!

Tight Lines!

After the ease by which our defence was undone in our last 2 games, it's time for the United defence to tighten things up. We would be best advised to adopt a more defensive attitude and the way to achieve this is revert to a 3,5,2, formation, adding Albert Watson to play alongside Haveron and Savage given the continued absence of Paul Muir. If Darren Lockhart is not considered fit, then we have to go with a midfield 5, of, M.Smith, Aid Watson, Phillip Carson, Gavin Taggart and Lee Colligan. The strikers should be Andy Smith and Kelby, which will mean no start for Ormo, but sacrifices must be made. It would be too easy to blame Ormo for Saturday's defeat, but he was involved in the build up to the two goals conceded and must shoulder some of the blame. On a happier note our congrats must go to the Reserve team who progressed to the next round of the Steele & Sons cup, by beating Intermediate king pins Dundela, 4-2. Maybe some of their success will rub off on the first team as they visit that slum known as Coleraine Showgrounds. So Come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Bannsiders!

Point Pickers!

According to 'Omar' in ancient times, fifties, sixties etc, there was very little pop music on TV (the rest of the team think he's having a laugh), and on a Sunday afternoon on the radio was a top twenty show (we kid you not), where a guy called Alan Freeman, said the immortal words, 'welcome pop pickers everywhere'. Now this was in days of yore, when men were men and women were glad of it. United could do worse than make this their quest at away matches, but instead of picking 'pops', we need to pick up points. We couldn't have picked a worse place to begin, a trip to Stangmore Park, where our record is nothing short of abysmal. We haven't a clue about the likely make-up of the Sky Blues team for tomorrow's game, but if we were to hazard a guess we don't think it would vary much from the starting line-up in our County Antrim Shield team which faced the Welders last Tuesday. There is a doubt as to the availability of midfielder Phillip Carson and defender Paul Muir, both of whom had to be substituted on Tuesday past. So if they fail to make it, there could be a starting role for Aiden Watson, so unlucky to miss out last weekend. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag, those Oxford Islanders!

Quick Retort!

Ballymena United manager Roy Walker has been handed a quick chance to get back to winning ways in tomorrow night's County Antrim Shield game at home to the 'Welders', kick-off, 19-30hrs. No doubt the 'bible thumping' Walker will see this as a glorious chance to allay any fears of a repeat start to 'this' season and so say all of us. For that reason we at 'Sport expect the United manager to field a 'strong' team tomorrow night, although an enforced change means a debut for former player Dwayne Nelson in nets, due to Sean O'Neill's call up to Norn Iron 21's. We won't be greatly surprised if Mark Surgenor gets a call to arms at central defence either, where United looked decidedly shaky On Saturday. Team captain Gary Haveron will possibly move into wide midfield, as Darren Lockhart looks rather doubtful, while the manager must decide whether it'll be Noel Anderson or Gavin Teggart who partners Phillip Carson in centre midfield, while upfront Nathan McConnell looks set to continue alongside Andy Smith. As for the rest, it'll be a big surprise, if Michael Smith, Lee Colligan and Paul Muir don't get the nod in defence, while Ormo may have to fight off David Cushley for the wide right berth. All in all, nothing short of an emphatic victory will do in tomorrow night's game which is played to a finish. United should surely have too much fire-power for the opposition, but remember it's not unknown for 'lightening' to strike twice and we don't want that now do we? So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those weldies!

News Update!

Sky Blue Sport veteran, Sammy Patterson, is hoping to bring a new column to Sky Blue Sport, namely a review of the grounds of United's opponents, unsurprisingly called 'away view'. Facilities will be rated on a scale of 1-10. where 9&10 are excellent, 7&8 are good, 5&6 are fair, 3&4 are poor and 1&2 are unfit for human habitation. Grounds will be judged on (1) car parking, (2)ease of access, (3)spectating facilities (4) toilets and (5) playing surface. So look out for Sammy's first report after United travel to Dungannon Swifts on Saturday the 15th August, which will be closely followed by a visit to the home of the 'scum'. so remember to log on to skybluesport.com for all the latest news!

Serious Soccer!

The friendly games are over and hopefully United manager Roy Walker has ironed out any kinks in the United 'engine' room which has undergone a massive overhaul. With new signings Noel Anderson, Phillip Carson, Gavin Teggart and the exciting 'Ormo' in a brand new midfield, aided and abetted by that old 'workhorse' Darren Lockhart, vying for the four midfield places hopefully a new era looms for the Sky Blues. Lockhart looks set to sit out tomorrow's game while up front livewire new striker Andy Smith should partner Nathan McConnell who plays against one of his former clubs. United talisman, Kevin 'the king' Kelbie, must sit out United's first three games through suspension, but will be available for selection when United travel to that slum clearance site, Coleraine Showgrounds, on Tuesday 18th August. The United back four almost picks itself, Michael Smith, Lee Colligan and Paul Muir should be joined by Mister Sky Blue himself, team captain Gary Haveron. United goalkeeper Sean O'Neill embarks on what we hope will be a successful and illustrious career as the last line of defence, good luck from the 'Sport team Sean. United are bidding to win their first game of the season for the first time since 2001 when they were triumphant at Taylors Avenue against Carrick Rangers with a 2-1 win. A similar result tomorrow would do very nicely, but we feel sure Eddie Patterson and hic Chickenville team will have other ideas. So for the first time this season, come on Sky Blues, let's shag those 'headless chickens'!

Golden Days!

Golden days before the end, whisper secrets to the wind, so goes the famous Roy Orbison song and later he sings, 'it's over, it's over, it's over'. That my friends is music to our ears and sums up precisely how we feel about our last game, a trip to Clandeboye Park tomorrow, to face Bangor, we can hardly wait. Team news is a bit iffy to say the least, Albert Watson is a bit doubtful after being involved in a traffic accident. Rumour has it he was running up Sandy Row and collided with David 'the fat controller' Jeffrey, we're sure there must have been carnage everywhere after that collision. On a more serious note young keeper Sean O'Neill is suffering from a neck injury, courtesy of Glenavon striker Tony Grant and Alan Blayney is standing by for a farewell performance. Hopefully Alan won't be the only United player saying goodbye to the old Showgrounds as a lot of 'dead wood' needs to be shifted before next season. Mike Ward, Neal Teggart and Kevin Kelbie, 2 of whom look likely to play tomorrow, could all find themselves moving on. Therefore there's no great incentive for them to show any enthusiasm up front tomorrow, except that is for their own pride and satisfaction and a win would be a nice way to end this dismal season. No matter what happens, or who turns out tomorrow, the Sky Blue faithful will turn out in force tomorrow as usual. So for the last time this season, come on Sky Blues, let's shag those seasiders!

Penultimate Boredom!

Just one match to go, what a relief, we at 'Sport can't wait for this season to be over and confined to the history books. United once again have not looked like picking up that elusive trophy, okay they did win the Harry Cavan youth cup, but in reality this season has been yet another disaster. Can next season be any worse, we wonder, but we suppose the answer is if we don't shore up our leaky defence, yes it could. United manager Roy Walker has pinned his hopes on reserve keeper Sean O'Neill for next season and the local boy gets an early chance to impress as regular custodian Alan Blayney has got a back injury. With Paul Muir still rated as doubtful, it will be interesting to see who the manager opts for in central defence tomorrow, after transfer listing both Albert Watson and former Glenavon player, Gavin McDonnell. Either of these two men could be drafted in as Muir's replacement, but we wonder just how much either of them are committed to the cause. Midfield is also in need of a shake-up and transfer listed Gavin Melaugh, could also come into the reckoning after his second half display at Dungannon last Saturday. We have struggled to score goals this season, a matter which needs to be sorted in the close season, while for tomorrow's game surely we must start with Kelbie and Teggart. Twenty-one goals between them isn't much, but it's way ahead of their nearest rivals. All we can think of to encourage people to turn up tomorrow, is, it's a nice ground and we usually do well there, as a matter of fact this is where our revival started this season. We realise it's highly unlikely that lady luck will be in our camp tomorrow, as in the corresponding fixture Glenavon's Trevor Molloy got himself sent off and we took advantage of the situation with our extra man. Nevertheless it must be said, for the last but one time, come on United, let's shag those Mourneviewers!

Swift Reply!

United manager Roy Walker, quite rightly in our opinion, gave his players a real dressing down after their inept display against Newry City on Tuesday past. The players have the perfect chance to give their manager, not to mention their disgruntled fans, a clear message tomorrow, when they visit Stangmore Park to take on the bottom club in the league and ironically the club which has taken a maximum 9 points off them in the three previous league meetings this season. In fact new ground will have to be broken if United are to somehow conjure up a win on the tight Stangmore Park playing surface, as it is quite some time since they won at that venue. On the minus side, Paul Muir looks set to be missing tomorrow and flu victim Tommy Wray as well, while on the plus side, striker Kevin Kelbie and David Cushley are both available for selection, while Gary Haveron could play from the start. No matter what line-up manager Roy Walker decides on, surely United fans can expect nothing less than complete commitment from the Sky Blues. So come on United, let's shag those apple pickers!

Kelbie Doubt!

United stand-in Captain, Kevin Kelbie, may have to sit out tomorrow's game at home to Newry City with a calf injury. With David Cushley serving an automatic one game ban courtesy of two yellow cards last Saturday, manager Walker may require two additional players to supplement Saturday's winning line-up. Three points would put United safely away from any threatened play-off, so they need to field their strongest available starting eleven. Tommy Wray has recovered from his bout of flu and may be added to the panel as well, although Roy's policy usually means a game in the reserves when coming back from injury. Kelbie, if fit, will no doubt retain his starting role, but the manager could include Paul McNeill from the start after some good touches when coming on as a sub in last Saturday's game. Gary Haveron may well get a start in Cushley's place, while Nathan McConnell may be the preferred option if Kelbie's a non-starter. No matter who gets the nod, they will know they are involved in a game, as the boy's from the border City are fighting to avoid a relegation play-off if one is deemed necessary. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those south downers!

Another Season!

After our two week break it's just like starting out on a new season and like a new season an old favourite could be returning tomorrow. We refer of course to United Captain Gary Haveron, who hasn't played since breaking his leg in an away game at Bangor on December 13. Talk about 13 being unlucky for some, it was certainly unlucky for the popular Larne man on that day and how United have missed his never 'say die' attitude since then. Gary is unlikely to start, but we expect him to get a run-out sat some stage of the game, hopefully with United in control, but you never know. Tomorrow's game isn't vital for either team as the real drama takes place at the Newry Showgrounds where the home team, take on bottom club Dungannon Swifts and a victory for Newry and a draw between 'Stute and United would not be a disaster, but a victory for the Sky Blues would make their own safety almost certain. Nothing will probably be decided tomorrow and the 'big' game could well be when United travel to Dungannon next Saturday. But first to tomorrow's game and United have only one injury doubt, Tommy Wray, who is suffering from a bout of flu. United could well revert to a flat back four with a midfield of Picking, Aid Watson, Melaugh and either Cushley or McClean. while Neal Teggart, who hasn't scored this year will probably continue up front with Kelbie. Reserve keeper Sean O'Neill had a good game in last Friday's friendly (0-0), against Portadown at Shamrock Park, but will it be enough to give him a starting role against the North west boys tomorrow? Only United manager Roy Walker can tell and he remains tight lipped. So it's all systems go for tomorrow's game, so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those bogsiders!

Blayne Game!

United manager Roy Walker has a big decision to make regarding his selection for tomorrow's home game against reigning champions Linfield. The worst kept secret in the Irish league is out, regular goalkeeper Alan Blayney has signed a pre-contract with the league champions and that left the United manager with little option but to withdrew his offer of an extended contract this week. Having just given back up custodian Sean O'Neill a two year professional contract, 'Sport are wondering if the United manager will give him the starting role against the Belfast blues. Walker of course is the man to make the 'big' decisions as he showed in United's first meeting with Linfield, when he promoted the untried Lee Colligan to the vacant leftback slot, a position he has made exclusively his own since that day. If he selects the young O'Neill he can expect a warm welcome from the Sky Blue faithful and a hostile welcome from the visiting forwards. With that rare 'diving bird', the 'Kearney', in the Linfield line-up, United must hope for a strong referee (does such a thing exist), as Kearney has extreme trouble keeping his footing, diving Love child. United's Kevin Kelbie will have another chance to exploit Linfield's creaking defender Winkie Murphy, while surely any of United's back-up strikers will have too much class for the one-paced Stephen 'you couldn't score in Ahoghill' Douglas. It'll be a tough match for the sky Blues as the visitors will use every trick in the book to try and upset them, but if we play as a team, we at 'Sport believe that truth will prevail. We haven't you'll notice mentioned the 'fat controller', he is after all beneath contempt and that as far as we are concerned sums him up precisely. So come on United, let the Sky Blue win through, let's shag those townies!

Black Marauders!

Look out you scum, the Black Marauders are coming down to blast your unbeaten run to smithereens. Usually we're the Sky Blues, but tomorrow we'll be the boys in black and we're going to kick some Coleraine ass. The only player definitely missing from United's line-up is Mike Ward, which might mean a place on the bench for Davitt Walsh. Nathan McConnell, who let's face it hasn't set the world on fire so far, will probably continue up front with team Captain Kevin Kelbie, with United's preference for a 5 man midfield, Mark Picking will probably have to wait in the wings (pardon our pun), against one of his former teams. With Lee Colligan and 'player of the month' Paul Muir facing late fitness tests United may be forced into a couple of late changes, otherwise the team will almost pick itself. United keeper Alan Blayney has been offered a new contract therefore the 'ball' is in his court and manager Roy Walker expects an imminent answer or he'll need to find a back-up for young Sean O'Neill. The 'Scum' are missing three players including their top man, Stephen Carson, due to suspension, so there's no reason why United can't record a second successive victory over the 'stinking gas-men'. Let's hope for a good crowd, a good atmosphere and the right outcome, a United victory. So come on you All Blacks, let's shag, that Coleraine Scum!

Aiden's Ton!

If selected tomorrow and we can find no reason to believe he won't be, Aiden Watson should make his 100th appearance in a Sky Blue shirt. Aiden's 'no nonsense' style of play has meant him picking up lots of injuries and suspensions during his tenure and he's took longer than most to reach the 100 milestone. The one thing lacking in his game has been goals, only 3 so far in a United jersey, that's only one every 33 games, but there's always tomorrow. United will give late fitness tests to three players, the two Gavin's, Melaugh and McDonnell and striker Wardy. We at 'Sport don't expect United manager Roy Walker to 'tinker' too much with his selection and even if all the players are passed fit, we expect the same line-up as that which took on Bangor last Friday night to get the nod. This would be a bit harsh on the fit again Mark Picking but we expect United to stick with the 3,5,3 formation, which means Picking only getting a place on the bench. United Captain Gary Haveron has had his plaster removed and may be pushing for a starting place in the next couple of weeks, what a boost that would be for the final round of matches. Stand-in Captain Kevin Kelbie needs to find his scoring touch which has deserted him lately and hopefully strike up a prolific partnership with new striker Nathan McConnell. McConnell comes up against a former team for the second game in a row and hopefully he won't rise 'to the bait' as he did last week when provoked by former team-mate Darren Lockhart. Referee Davey Malcolm's handling of the altercation between the two former mates left a lot to be desired and was probably instrumental in manager Roy Walker's decision to withdraw McConnell at halftime. Three vital points are at stake tomorrow, a win would be a great boost going into the final phase of games, a draw wouldn't be a complete disaster, but a defeat would be bloody hard to swallow. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Mourneviewers!

Bang On!

United entertain Bangor tomorrow night kick-off 19-45 and the catchword for manager Roy Walker (or whoever's filling in for him while he completes his suspension) should be 'bang on', as that is what United must do in our four remaining matches. The fact that three of these games are at home should be an advantage for us, but the opposite is in fact the case. If however we are to progress up the table and clear of the relegation zone, we need to start winning our home games and tomorrow night would be the perfect time. Bangor have virtually nothing to play for as they are certain to be relegated as they are not applying for a Premier league licence next season, but they will still want to give a good account of themselves and are quite capable of taking all three points tomorrow night. United will need to have their 'A' game if they are to triumph and for that reason we expect Albert Watson to come back into the team, therefore allowing us to go back to the three man defence. Gavin Melaugh should also return and United will need all his guile if they are to get back on the goal trail once more. Melaugh's midfield partners will be a case of perm any two from the three of Aiden Watson, Tommy Wray and the enigmatic David Cushley. On last weeks showing striker Colin Magill could get a starting berth alongside Kevin Kelbie, who after a prolific December, has only found the net twice this year. The rest of the team will automatically pick itself, As Messers,Smith, Colligan, McDonald and Muir are stonewall bankers for selection. It's crunch time tomorrow night, we wouldn't say the next two games are a matter of 'life and death' as they're much, much, more serious than that. So Come On United, let's shag those Seasiders!

Return Call!

After last weeks feeble capitulation at home, United have a great chance to turn things round when they make a 'return call' away to the hatchet men at Seaview tomorrow. United will make at least three changes to their starting line-up of last week as the cup-tied Michael Smith returns and new signing Nathan McConnell makes his debut. Also missing from the United line-up will be the suspended Albert Watson and we expect Tommy Wray to take over from Albert, paving the way for either David Cushley in midfield or our preferred option of either Ward or Walsh alongside Kelbie and McConnell in a 3,4,3 formation. This would of course be an attacking formation, but at least it would be a positive move, unlike last weeks inept selection. The tight Seaview pitch has rarely been a 'happy hunting ground' for United, but a victory tomorrow would be a wee cushion as we enter the final games before the 'split' in five games time. With no fresh injury worries, United manager Roy walker must choose his weapons carefully if we are to glean a result from tomorrow's game. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Shore Roaders!

Jolly Colly!

Teenage leftback Lee Colligan signed an extended contract this week which will keep him on United's books until the summer of 2011. What a sensation the youngster has been since being promoted by United manager Roy Walker to the first team in the home game against Linfield. He hasn't missed a game since then and with over 20 appearances has been an ever present in United's starting line-up. He scored his first senior goal against Ballyclare in United's previous game in the twice postponed Irish cup game and what better way to celebrate his new contract than with a goal against the 'hatchet men' tomorrow. United manager Roy walker must do without the services of the cup-tied Michael Smith, Nathan McConnell and the injured Paul McNeil, while on the plus side Aiden Watson returns after suspension and Mike Ward is fully fit. It looks certain that United will continue with the GAP defence, Gavin, Albert and Paul while the manager looks set to bring Aiden in at right wing-back, with either Cushley or Deans slotting into a three man central midfield role. That would leave the tried and tested Kevin and Wardy combination up front with Walsh on the bench as cover. This is one helluva tough match, make no bones about it, but it is a match United can win, especially against a team with an even worse Irish cup record than ourselves. A defeat tomorrow won't be the end of the world, but a victory could set us up very nicely for the final five league matches before the 'split'. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Crusaders!

Better'n Nathan!

United manager Roy Walker has dipped into the transfer market quite deeply during the transfer window, adding five new names to his panel. Two of them, old boy Paul Muir and hot prospect Michael Smith have already broken the ice (not an intentional pun by us), so we can expect new striker Nathan McConnell to make his debut tomorrow. The United manager said he intends to give Nathan a run-out from the start as United's goalscoring exploits leave a lot to be desired. This will in turn mean either Walsh or McNeill will drop down to the reserves or at least the bench, along with Ryan Deans, who filled in for the cup-tied Michael Smith at Ballyclare on Tuesday night . Tomorrow's game is a proverbial six pointer as a win would put the home side 10 points clear of the visitors, while a defeat would plunge them back into the relegation mire. With ex-Coleraine manager Marty Quinn now in charge at Glenavon, we expect this will be a rejuvenated side who comes to the Showgrounds tomorrow. No-one could ever fault Marty for effort and he is well renowned for taking on seemingly lost causes and turning them round, but hopefully he'll have to postpone his revival of the visitors fortunes for another day. United, if they want to progress up the league table need to start winning and a victory tomorrow followed by a run similar to the one after our victory in the corresponding fixture at Lurgan will fit the bill very nicely. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Mourneviewers!

Good Omen!

United will make their third attempt to play their Irish cup match at Dixon Park Ballyclare tomorrow night, weather permitting. The weather forecast would make us be a wee bit pessimistic, with snow a definite possibility, but on the plus side, history or coincidence depending on your outlook is very much with us. Cast your mind back if you can to 1984. We realise that was 25 years ago and some United fans weren't even born, never mind going to matches, but on that occasion United had to play a first round game away to junior opposition namely Tobermore United. After two postponements the match was finally played and a certain 'George Best' was in the opposition team that day, but United swept them aside triumphing by a whopping 7-0 and going on to lift the Irish cup with a 4-1 victory over Carrick Rangers in the final. Could history repeat itself starting with a victory tomorrow night, you just never can tell. That of course is the magic of the cup and United have a great incentive with a home draw against the 'hatchet men' waiting for the winners of this tie. We haven't got a baldy about team selection, our source has gone AWOL (drunk again), Kelbie may be available, Paul Muir may or may not be cup-tied and we wonder if manager Roy Walker's four game suspension effective from today applies to the cup match, or is it only applicable to league games. The big breaking news of today is of course the managerial merry-go-round at Glenavon, with the appointment of former Coleraine boss Marty Quinn at Mourneview and the news that his former club, Bangor, will not be playing Premier league football next season, another fine mess they've got us into (the I.F.A.). But we digress, the ball is at our proverbial toe, so come on United, let's shag those Ballyclarians!

'Stute Selection!

United manager Roy Walker has to decide on his best line-up for tomorrow's game away to Institute, that is of course assuming that he knows what his best line-up is. Mike Ward remains a doubt for tomorrow's game, but in his absence Davitt Walsh may have a chance to claim a starting role, as the old saying goes, 'it's an ill wind that doesn't blow some good' and Davvy will be anxious to grab his chance no doubt. After the poor showing against Dungannon on Tuesday night the United manager could be forgiven if he made wholesale changes, but we expect him to deviate very little from his starting line-up in that match. Aiden Watson is still serving a suspension, but the manager will have to make a decision concerning his namesake, former club Captain, Albert. The Sandy Row man is fit and well again and is anxious to get back in the United first team. New signing from Ballyclare Michael Smith looks certain to retain his place and the same appears to be so for the rest of the midfield. United though must start winning the midfield battles if points are to be gathered, especially at home, as anything away from the Showgrounds is a bonus, With possibly three former players in their ranks and one, John Gregg, managing them, the men from Drumaho will be out to take all three points, but we must have the right attitude and be prepared to fight to the death. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Londonderryaires!

Wicked Show!

Tommy Wright never used it, well at least never from the start of a game, but Roy Walker could do it tomorrow night. What could he do you may wonder? He could show his 'wicked side', the mean strike-force, of Wardy, Kevin and Davitt (WKD). With Aiden Watson missing as he serves a two game ban, a change of personnel has been forced on us and the United manager may give an instant start to new signing, Michael Smith, who made the short journey from Dixon Park to the Showgrounds at the weekend. He can do this safe in the knowledge that the versatile Tommy Wray can slot in at either right midfield or right wing-back, if the occasion arises. Paul Muir, who made his return debut as a sub in Saturday's one nil victory at Newry, may well get a starting role in place of Archie Stewart, who looked a bit jaded last Saturday. While Albert Watson may we fear have to settle for a seat on the bench. If we stick with our three at the back policy, favoured by central defender Gavin McDonnell and gamble on three strikers, that would leave a four man midfield of, Smith, Melaugh, McClean and Colligan, untried we know, but as the old saying goes, 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'. Three points tomorrow night should leave us with a nice wee cushion between us and the bottom three and maybe, just maybe, we could start a push for a top six finish with a result at Drumaho on Saturday. But hang on a minute, we're getting ahead of ourselves here, let's just take one game at a time, 'so come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Stangmorians'!

Keep Faith!

Okay, so we've had a couple of bad results lately and we can't seem to get our Irish cup match played, but we must keep the faith. Our next three games will go a long way to defining our season and we begin tomorrow at the 'Marshes' against Newry City. This is going to be a 'toughie', make no bones about it, they, like us, are trying to define their season by finishing in the top half of the league, reaching the C.I.S. cup final will be a bonus, but don't expect them to be any less focused tomorrow because of it. To the best of our knowledge (we haven't a clue), there are no injury doubts for tomorrow's game and new signing Paul Muir could well be given a baptism or at least a place on the subs bench. Kevin Kelbie, who would have missed Wednesday's rearranged cup match, will be available for United's three matches in a seven day period, two of which ironically involve their longest journeys of the entire season, starting with the trip to Newry tomorrow. Hopefully the Sky Blue faithful will turn out in numbers and cheer the team to victory over former player Gerry Flynn's boys, while on the field we can't afford any passengers, everybody needs to be on top of their game. The players should be refreshed having only played 45 minutes in their last game and 'hopefully' will be full of running in tomorrow's game. So, come on Sky Blues, let's go and do it, let's shag those men from the Marshes!

Double Bluff!

There is a complete silence permeating from all Ballymena officials at present when any enquiries are made as to whether United Captain and Talisman, Kevin 'The King' Kelbie is available for tomorrow night's rearranged Irish cup game at Dixon Park, Ballyclare, kick-off 19-45. Contrary to rumours about free admission for tomorrow night's game, there will in fact be reduced charges of £6 & £4, which average out at £14 for 135 minutes of football for the majority of fans, played on a sub-standard pitch with inadequate viewing facilities, not great value for money in our opinion. This 2nd game of course should've been totally unnecessary, when the referee abandoned Saturday's game, the playing conditions were virtually no worse than when he started it, but we're afraid, he 'bottled' it. The fact that United were leading one nil in no way clouds our judgement, but we know if the home team had been leading by the same score, the game would have most likely continued. United may as already mentioned be without Kevin Kelbie and it would leave us with a dearth of goalscoring personnel, but we're afraid we'll just have to soldier on. The home team posed little threat on Saturday but they will no doubt be fired up for tomorrow night's game and the Sky Blues will need to hit the ground running if they are to progress to the next round and a meeting with the 'hatchet men'. In a strange quirk of fate, if that cup game versus the Crues takes place at the Showgrounds, the teams will meet again a week later at Seaview in the league. But we digress, let's hope the boys focus on the Comrades tomorrow night and then and only then, we can begin preparing for the next phase. So come on Sky Blues, we know you can do it, so let's shag those old Comrades!

Heaven Knows!

The big question on the lips of Sky Blue fans, is not about the relegation struggle, but whether United can somehow put together a decent cup run. Almost exactly 20 years ago, United came to Dixon Park in the 2nd round proper of the Irish cup, they had already accounted for Distillery (now Lisburn Distillery),in the 1st round and if memory serves me correctly, raced into a two goal lead at Dixon Park. The home team however fought back and the match ended in a draw which meant a replay at the Showgrounds. It snowed heavily most of that day and night of the replay and the referee abandoned the game at halftime with United leading 2-0. When the game was subsequently played United ran out easy winners by a score of 5-1. They also went on to lift the 'cup' beating near neighbours Larne in a largely forgettable final. We're not sure whether this is a good omen for tomorrow's game or not, but United were drawn away from home in every round that year and this campaign is beginning with an away tie. Any body who thinks this is an easy game had better get a reality check, this is going to be a hard brutal game, but it's a game we are capable of winning. It's hard to say whether we can do it in one game or if a replay will be necessary, but we really need to be up for it. As for team news, surprise! surprise! we haven't got any, but barring injuries we expect a similar line-up to that which started last weeks game at home to Cliftonville. It's not known if we will go with the 3 at the back system, or switch to a 4,4,2, but whatever system we employ, we are going to need 11 battlers or our cup run will be drastically curtailed. United manager Roy Walker admits to having a poor record in the cup and it would be nice if we could rectify that situation, but first we've got to avoid the potential banana skin of the Comrades. Mike Ward has at last discovered his scoring touch and maybe he'll be the man to carry us through tomorrow, while new signing Paul Muir will have to wait to make his debut as he is carrying a hamstring injury. So come on Sky Blues, let's be up for the cup, let's shag those 'ruddy' Comrades!

Paul Call!

The call has gone out for a Paul, first it was former player Paul Muir, who looked set to resign for his home-town team, now it's the turn of Linfield 'hard man' Paul McAreavey who is deciding whether to become a Sky Blue or not. Assuming United have no injuries or suspensions, we expect neither of these Pauls to figure in the United team for tomorrow's game at home to Chickenville. United suffered a heavy defeat from tomorrow's visitors in what turned out to be the first game of the season, so tomorrow there's not only 3 points up for grabs, there's a chance of exacting some retribution, but we'll settle for three points. It won't be easy by any means, but a defeat would put us back into the relegation dogfight, whereas a win would give us a wee breathing space and set us up nicely for the Irish Cup match at Ballyclare next week. Craig McClean could be a surprise selection in tomorrow's game and if former Captain Albert Watson suffered no reaction from Wednesday night's reserve outing, he may make the panel if not the bench for tomorrow's game. Incidentally the reserves beat Linfield Swifts 2-1 on Wednesday to reach the George Wilson cup final, a real credit to new manager Alfie Stewart, just six months in the job. So the Chickenville fans roll into the 'high' country tomorrow, their team play in red, so let's send them home with red faces, come on United United, let's shag those Chickens!

Coming Round!

United began their last series of eleven games before the 'split', at Windsor Park yesterday and now play fourth placed Distillery at the Showgrounds tomorrow. The visitors should be fresh as their game away to the Coleraine scum was called off while United will require all their fighting spirit to get back on song. Whites manager, Paul Kirk, who once played for United, said after the infamous 'Lamb shank' game last season, 'what goes around, comes around' and hopefully he'll be proved correct tomorrow. In their two previous meetings United have lost out by the odd goal and in my opinion they deserved a share of the spoils in both games, so if there is any justice (which there rarely is), United could probably snatch all 3 points, which they sorely need. United's injury list is not getting any shorter and it's hard to see how our young players, who looked 'out on their feet' at times yesterday, are going to raise their spirits for this 'bruising' encounter, but raise them they must. Craig McClean and Albert Watson were visible on the pitch before Thursday's game and McClean may be added to the panel for tomorrow's game, while Albert is scheduled to play for the reserves. In this competitive league, every game is like a cup match, so United will need the services of players like Albert and Craig if they are going to, at worst, steer clear of the relegation trap-door, with injuries and suspensions looming in the coming weeks. Aiden Watson we believe has reached the dreaded 30 penalty points after referee Burns harshly cautioned him yesterday and will have to sit out 3 games, a big blow to United's hopes. But that is in the future, let's cross that bridge when we come to it. So let's begin anew, let's get back to our good form, so come on Sky Blues,let's shag those Lambeggers!